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The Official Categorization of Female Pop Vocalists

Female pop vocalists today are funny and easy to poke fun at. They are what their managers want them to be or to be what they are not but still act like they are who they’re to be.

Anyways here’s my categories and the best possible example for each category. Now these don’t count: Divas or alternative chicks.

1. Eye candy;) ( Jessica Simpson ) These females have only great looks going for them…that’s it…and remember all of these females are not bad on the eyes.
2. Dances well. ( Britney Spears ) this I can’t really vouch for but you see them everywhere, commercials, etc.
3. Sings well. ( Kelly Clarkson ) What else can I ask for in a pop vocalist?
4. Talented. hmmm
5. Dresses for success. ( Christina Aquilera ) I don’t think I spelt that right but dare I look it up in Google.
6. Plays instruments. ( Melissa Branch ) Just learn the piano or guitar and look good hitting the notes.
7. Plays instruments, writes some ( Avril Lavigne ) whoa!
8. Can’t do anything right ( Ashlee Simpson )
9. Acts like they are pop vocalists ( Lindsey Lohan )
10. Mistaken as one ( Micheal Jackson )

Well there you go… feel free to add your categories! or plop names in the given categories! It’ll be fun!