Car Series #7: Montero Sport

msport1Well I got married and she needed a new car desperately.  Nat drove a car owned by her parents, a 90? Corsica, which was just on it’s last legs and had close to 200K miles – and it showed, sounded, smelled, felt like it.  + we needed to give it back while it was running.  I knew that the next car would have to be hers and I was very glad to have her drive it.  I researched like a maniac to find a cheap but reliable car… i know that’s a paradox but they are out there.  I was looking for sedans or SUVs, whatever didn’t have major problems associated w/ it.  I also was looking to get a vehicle in which we could go on farther trips than we normally would go on, like to Colorado, to have some adventures together. 

Well after the research the Mitsubishi Montero Sport came up as the vehicle of choice.  I really liked the styling of it as well and thought it was the best mid size SUV on the road at the time.  (still do love the looks).  But I was very impressed at the usual price and reliability of this SUV.  It ranked second in its class in reliability – it is based technically on a rally truck base (the Pajero), from whence it sports its toughness.  It was marketed as a “all that u need, nuttin that you don’t” SUV, but who needs luxury or frills when your young at heart and on a budget?  Perfect.  One thing though.  The engine has the least pep I’ve encountered to date – it just doesn’t care to mingle w/ brazen, get-up acceleration. 

But we go to a dealer to see what they have, the first one felt real tight and it was a very clean car and everything felt solid.  We liked it but waited to make sure we were making the right decision and gave it time to test other vehicles, even other “Sports” (our little nickname for the thing).  After driving others and seeing other price tags we thought the first one we tried was a great buy.   Its a 2000 4×4 model w/ a champagne color with a 3 liter V6.  It has power doors and windows, rack system, nice barrel side steps and large format wheels and tires.   

Well, we went on that Colorado adventure and had a blast that first summer.  It had no problems other than on the way back I had to get a new battery and install it in front of the AutoZone in i-forget-that-small, panhandle town in Texas. 

We still have it and it’s really served us well.  I wouldn’t mind getting another down the road if it wasn’t for the engine’s lack of power.  It still is really worth it considering what we paid for it and still amazed at the price. 

A Good Sayin’

It’s unique to hear something good from a commercial but everytime I see/hear it, it sounds really good.

Amateurs work until they can get it right,

Professionals work until they can’t get it wrong.

Spartan lore

Here the spears of young men burst into bloom
And the clear voice of the Muse;
Here justice walks in broad streets and gives
The courage for noble deeds.

-Terpander

Car Series #6 ES250

eslexAfter mourning the loss of the Wrangler, I stepped into my second car named after numbers – an ES250 made by Lexus. The ES250 series of Lexus had a short life of two years for that line of car – 1990 and 1991. The 1991 edition had leather seats, luxury carpet, fog lights (booyeah), sunroof, premium stereo, inlaid wood trim (now we’re pimpin’), V6, airbags for passenger and driver (bigtime for 1991), full size spare (oh yeah!), integrated car alarm (another bigtime item for ‘91), one cool feature was the fact that the car would not let you lock your car if the keys were in the ignition (which saved me many $20 dollar bills to the guy who has a thinger ‘ma’ bobber).

This car was about 11 years old when I got it for under 5Gs with just under 100K miles. But it was taken care of and I got it from a nice old couple. No, I didn’t haggle them, I just found a good buy. But lesson #342 of cars…. if you don’t take care of a car very well…like the big fix items of routine every 60K miles on a car maintenance…it won’t last as long. Which is OK, because I was not a rich man before being hitched and it lasted me a good 4 years or so, + i was out of a car payment (gosh that sounds good).

Again, like the Porsche, you have to wade through the “You have a Lexus?” comments that come at you. Yes I have a Lexus and I didn’t have to take up membership at the country and yacht club! All you have to do is look on cars.com etc. , and look for the deals. It made sense to me then and it still does to pay for used luxury than the same amount of money for 2 or 3 years later non-luxury cars, even though you pay a little extra for some parts (in fact that Lexus had much the same mechanical parts as the ‘91 Camry (both really made by Toyota), which helped out maintenance costs. Just don’t take it to a Lexus dealer.

With any used car you take a risk though, but this turned out great. It was a 4 door, I was pleased to be able to tote more than two people in a more comfortable ride on longer distances.

Probably out of any other car, I learned that a car can be fixed by it’s owner if you just have time to spare. I changed out my brakes and took out a starter, replacing it and battery. Also regular maintenance became a cinch. All because I made the choice to tinker and figure things out. Which makes a man howl and feel really good.

Seriously, it was crazy that people think your ritzy cause you have a Lexus when they spent triple the amount for their brand new or late model Honda Civic (hmm – like me).

Well it was a fly ride and it opened my eyes to a couple of things. I have a hunch that luxury cars are better made (manufacturing side of things) than regular cars, there may be some research against that but I still believe it. So from that alone it would be worth buying an older lux car. But, also, from that car I’ve learned that extra accessories really only make up 2-4% of a car. So I can see how ridiculous the price is for a luxury car brand new. Really, I figured that a luxury car has all the accessories than a 7 years later standard car, save the leather seats. A/C is awesome and so is the heater, I have found that this is the luxury item above all – and most people have it in their non-lux cars today.

Car Series #5: Wrangler

whtjpSo Blanche’s back end got busted and it was time to get a vehicle that was filled w/ the essence of college – the Jeep Wrangler.  If you can believe it, I managed to get a brand new ‘99 basic white Wrangler w/ a soft top for $175 a month.  This thing had a seat for driver and passenger, a heater and nothing else.  What else did you need though?  Take the top off and head for campus is all my brain could say after that.

If a Porsche couldn’t get the babes, maybe a Wrangler could.  It certainly can only help a nice guy – that’s all I’ll say about that.  Next thing I know… I’m married.  Well that’s a few cars down but it was a blur after the Wrangler. 

It was the second year of the redesigned Wrangler, so it was just awesome.  No A/C but why would you need an A/C in a Wrangler?  It was a manual 5 speed with a hi/lo 4WD.  It was alot of fun taking it out to get muddy.  I never got stuck. 

I remember we got more than 10 people in this Wrangler and took a ride around the dorms once.  It didn’t have a back seat so we placed people in the back like sardines.  This vehicle starred in a couple of movies, one to note was the BSU version of Glorieta – Jurassic Park…also starring muah.  It was a fun vehicle to take camping but just fun around town as well.  I finally got a back seat, but it didn’t have seat belts.

One night I had 3 others in the Jeep and I got pulled over, the officer asked where our your seatbelts?  “It doesn’t have any seatbelts.”  The officer didn’t like that, but he let me go after humiliating us for 30 minutes and giving me a long story of responsibility.  Hence, the back seat didn’t serve a purpose after that.   It had no radio/stereo in it which actually led me to pray more.  Funny how God can get your attention.

One disadvantage was the soft top, extreme temperatures or highway noise were annoyances.  It doesn’t exactly have the best aerodynamics going down the road.  So it sounds like your in a wind tunnel every time going over 50MPH.    

Overall, it was the best vehicle I’ve had. 

Well finances got the best of me and I was preparing my life to get married…I needed to get out of all debt.  So I reluctantly sold it to another kid in town and kissed it good buy.  I sold it to get enough to buy a used car outright to stay out of debt… 

 

Car Series #4: Fifth Avenue

nwyrkrThe name just sounds senior citizen, doesn’t it?  So the Porsche A/C died and it was a pain to maintain.  So I attempted to sell the thing.  So in the meantime, my dad wanted to get rid of the car that my grandparents did not use in a couple years sitting in a garage.  A mid 90’s cream colored Chrysler Fifth Avenue.  Main thing was…it had A/C in a hot summer.  I took to it very quickly and my dad saw that and he allowed me to keep it. 

 Also, it made me an automatic pimp.  The car had the plushest seats i’ve ever sat in and I’m sure most of my college friends could back me up.  The fluffed pillow cushion seats put to shame most mattresses I’ve laid on, you literally would just sink in them.  It had a nice stereo, blast worthy A/C, elaborate wood trim, power everything that is moveable and it had a decent get-up engine. 

 It was soon coined the nickname of Blanche ( of “Golden Girls”).  Must I explain why?  No.  Well ok, it was a senior citizen car and I think the color Blanche is a cream color…?

 Well Blanche got a big boost from the back by a car pile-up and I was the furthest car that was hit.  The trunk was smashed in by a stopped truck that was hit from behind as well.  Well that was the end of Blanche, she was taken to a vo-tech to get a cheap fixin.  My dad decided to sell it. 

So now there were two vehicles in the driveway…one waiting to sell and one that was broken.  So I probably will be one of the few college students to have 3 cars at one time.  And that third vehicle is…

The Car Series: #3 944

prsh9944I was one of the few college kids that could say, “Yeah, I drive a Porsche.”  You would think it hard not to give the pompous tone behind the sentence…but rather I was self-conscious about saying so.  Now…I have to confess this vehicle cost me around $6500 (which was from the insurance money from the previous crash).  Search on Auto Trader and you will be amazed by what you can get used at an affordable price.  (Just make sure it runs good)

This particular Porsche was a 1986, white, 4 cylinder, six speed 944 (non-Turbo).  A couple of steps down from the mothership 911.  But still a real deal.  Because of the shaped lines of this car it still looks great even today.  In fact, I almost was tempted to get another one awhile back which was in better shape than the one I speak of.  The interior was red w/ leather seats and touches.  The sportscar drank 91 octane (super unleaded) but made up for it in fuel economy (over 30 mp/g). It was a solid 6 speed manual which shifted a little hard, it wasn’t an Asian built transmission which tend to feel like a rubberband.  It had a hatchback which gave the sportscar a little more room than one would give.  German interior which was just awesome or just different, made for an exotic look ( i can’t stand saying exotic but that’s what it was).  The wheels had a different shape to them that just made the whole car also allowing for a wider tire.

Was it fast?  Yeah.  And it had the best balance of any car I’ve driven.  The weight seemed to be distributed in the right areas.  One thing I’ve learned though…a sportscar is usually not your nice-cruising-down-the-highway car.  They are built for speed, cornering and turning on a dime.  This all adds up to a stiffer ride and not the most pleasant plush suspension ride.  They are rigid and bumpy going down any road.  Unless your going over 100mph.  I don’t remember going over 90 in that car but sure did have fun driving around in it. 

I probably was over my head getting into this car.  I can’t remember if I got it when I saw it or if I took some time thinking about it.  But I do remember I had my mind set on purchasing it and no other car.  It had around 100K miles but the car seemed to be in good condition as far as major functionalities.  It would start up easily w/ a one of a kind low tone purr.

There were a few exterior blemishes to the car though; the A/C was terrible, a small rip in the leather, the back wiper wouln’t work, small crack in the windsheild and a cut in the front ground effects.  These could be easily overlooked though, with the exception of no A/C, and could have been fixed to make a very polished car. 

All in all it was a great college automobile.  I actually didn’t care that it was a Porsche in name, I appreciate cars for what they are and not what “kind” it is, it was just a neat car in itself.  With the exception of people gawking, “hey…can you believe he drives a Porsche?”,  I wouldn’t hesitate to buy another if I had the chance.

 

The Car Series: #2 Dakota

After looking at an old Jeep at a car lot that didn’t want to start (probably the first clue not to shop at a car lot) I stumbled across a red pickem up truck.  A 1992 Dodge Dakota with a manual transmission impressed me after a short test drive.  After a few bouts w/ other sticks (manuals) I was really surprised how easy this truck was to drive.  I bought this with the help of my dad of course, trading in the El Camino and a small loan. 

I remember the top of the hood which was why the cost was lower.  It seemed that someone attempted to paint the hood but just didn’t go through the process.  It appeared to be sanded but not to the point where the paint had come entirely off.  Strange.  But I lived w/ it.  This little truck was really powerful for it’s class.  It had a V6 Magnum engine which was tough as nails.  I once put the stick in first, let out the clutch and it would idle up a pretty steep graded slope.  I still have not come across any vehicle that can attempt to come near that type of torque. 

One humorous story I had with the truck was when a friend and I took the back roads to somewhere and on the way back the truck all of a sudden didn’t respond to the accelerator.  So it eventually just died on the road.  So we attempted to restart but to no avail.  We call his mother to come pick us up in which she did.  My friend decided that we could tow it back using his truck.  We used a chain in a metal tube method so that the truck would not backend his truck while towing (the Dakota wouldn’t respond to the power brakes).  So we get goin, we’re about 6 – 8 miles from town, and he sees his friend so he slows down and I put on the brakes, the chain comes loose from his truck and the tube goes horizontal and the Dakota runs over it but the chain is still affixed to it, so the tube goes up into my fender well, and manages to lodge itself between the tire and tire well, prying up the body of the front panel.  Man was I going to get it.  It was on the right side so it managed to stay away from my Dad’s eyes for a week since our driveway was on the right side of the house.  It was a fuel pump problem that led to that fiasco.

I added a few things to the truck but not much, a bedliner, tinted glass and eventually a CD player.  That truck lasted me through high school and about 2 years into college. 

Then came a very humiliating wreck.  It was my fault.  It ended up to be a 3 car wreck, because I sideswiped a girl and she hit another car as a result.  There were no injuries which was surprising.  One of my friends was behind me and saw the whole deal.   He let me drive his car home…I really didn’t want to drive at that point…till I got my next set of wheels…

The Car Series: #1 El Camino

Twas a beast among lambs. A white, 1973, Chevrolet El Camino was my first automobile. My grandpa, after his stepside Chevy pickup was stolen, bought the best of both worlds – a pickup slash muscle car. I was given it since they only needed one car, so I guess you could say I inherited it.

My first impression of El Caminos was not good…I was not too fond of them. I thought the whole multi tasking car was a bad concept. But boy did it grow on me when it was given to me free when I was 15. It had a classic quality which I didn’t appreciate till later. I cleaned, accessorized (bought one of those fuzzy dashboard covers + a tinted strip to go on top of the windshield, which were just dang cool at the time) and added a few components like a chrome exhaust pipe and a new headliner out of random fabric…it was ready for the maiden voyage once I earned my drivers license.

This thing was a haus, a 350 small block with an automatic trans… you step on the accelerator and you fly. Not such a good thing for a kid w/ a virgin slate traffic record. I remember my first ticket. I was going 42 in a 25 zone. The idle on the thing was 50! The policeman sort of ignored that excuse… I also remember the time when I found a road near the airport that was screaming, “test the limits”. So I did. It was the first time I went 100mph in a car. Dangerous, yes, but I was 16 with “the need for speed”.

I believe the reasons to abandon El Camino were some excuses like it was too low to the ground, no A/C, bad stereo, etc. I ended up placing it in the Auto Trader and hence led to my next red vehicle…

The Car Series

The Car Series is a series of sketches and remembrances of the cars I’ve had since the great age of 16. The automobile is something that identifies you as who you are, not in the since of material things, but friends can associate your car with who you are and perhaps, in most cases, is an expression of you. This is very particularly true in America. Our society depends on the car more than any other society. It truly goes with our culture like mustard goes with a corndog.

I believe I’ve had 8 cars…so…put your seat belt on (yes, that pun is intended), travel back with me in time (pun intended) as I reminisce in the coming days.